陸判性經

★ 2.7 播放：14萬 更新：2026-04-27

朱爾旦是一個蠢鈍的窮書生，率直的祂至今仍是一名處侽。一天，旦在深shan拾獲一本掌厄生死的《生死冊》，旦驚逃回家，后來，一大漢到旦家鈡要取回名冊，旦這時才了解來索者正是大名鼎鼎的『生死判官』陸判，判官見旦為人憨直，決意為旦脫胎換骨，更換一副聰慧人的內臟，同時坦率地獻出名y-賤不能移的『九陰xing母』作旦的對手，因此，旦搖身一變為一代『xing人』. 　　

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朱爾旦是一個蠢鈍的窮書生，率直的祂至今仍是一名處侽。一天，旦在深shan拾獲一本掌厄生死的《生死冊》，旦驚逃回家，后來，一大漢到旦家鈡要取回名冊，旦這時才了解來索者正是大名鼎鼎的『生死判官』陸判，判官見旦為人憨直，決意為旦脫胎換骨，更換一副聰慧人的內臟，同時坦率地獻出名y-賤不能移的『九陰xing母』作旦的對手，因此，旦搖身一變為一代『xing人』. 　　

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　　Set in an underground dungeon inhabited by bundled, ragged human beings, after the nuclear holocaust. The story follows the wanderings of a hero through the situations of survival. People wait for the Ark to arrive and rescue them while their habitat falls apart.　　Delving deep into the dusty and long abandonded vaults of b-cinema in search of lost gems always leaves me with a bittersweet taste. On one hand the discovery of unexpected gems where no one would think them possible is a rewarding experience. On the other hand though it makes one wonder how many of these remarkable low-budget oddities, personal love affairs of directors never quite famous and now all but forgotten, have almost forever slipped from memory?　　n any case what we have here is a little post-apocalyptic gem from Poland that is really better than it has any right to. The dystopian near future of O-BI, O-BA finds a group of survivors of the nuclear war that ravaged the Earth inhabiting an underworld concrete bunker and biding their time as they wait for the mysterious Ark, an air ship of some kind that will come and save them. The Ark proves to be an elaborate hoax, carefully designed to give hope to the malnourished and desperate denizens of the bunker, while in the meantime the dome that separates their miserable existence from the nuclear winter outside is slowly caving in.　　What first striked me about the movie is the design of the bunker and the depiction of the survivors. The survivors are gaunt, filthy and terrible-looking penitents, dressed in rags and aimlessly wandering the neon-lit halls of the bunker like automatons. The bunker is a rundown, seedy place, with bright neon lights peering from all sides like the eyes of malignant beasts.　　On one hand it is a slightly 80's depiction of the dystopian future but the movie never stoops down to MAD MAX cheese. Instead it combines biting political satire with the bleak outlook of a world with no future, black comedy with barbs on apathy, religion and power. The survivors, for example, are fed some kind of flour dropping from a tube that hovers in the air - later on we discover the food supervisor uses books and the Bible itself as filler for this meagre meal. There are many such short symbolic touches, perhaps not life-changing or faith-restoring, yet playful, clever and inspired.　　One thing is for sure; O-BI, O-BA is not your run-of-the-mill sci-fi schlock. It overcomes its modest budget with creativity and has genuine artistic aspirations both from a writing and directing perspective. My opinion is that it should have been filmed in black and white instead of colour though. The director uses atmospheric light and shadow to great effect and it would have registered even better in stark black and white. The blue-green neon on the other hand outstays its welcome after a while. Just a minor gripe in an otherwise solid b-movie with its heart set in all the right places.　　Imagine a less bleak THE ROAD (Cormac McCarthy) being injected with the satire and humour of DR.STRANGELOVE and you're getting there. See it if you can find it.

殘酷的夏日

　　諸家老太有兩個兒子夢龍和夢飛，以及一個養孫國榮。16年前，一伙以張振邦為首的歹徒為了報復諸老太在公安局工作的丈夫，欲把夢龍和夢飛活埋，國榮的父親得知后，救出了兄弟倆，自己卻被燒死，諸老太為了報恩，收養了國榮，并且對他十分疼愛。不想，16年后的今天，國榮卻陷入了張的販毒集團。夢龍出于對國榮的愛護，在知道國榮販毒后，私下包庇他。在公安局工作的夢飛在緝拿國榮的過程中，國榮因拒捕被擊斃，夢龍被夢飛帶上了手銬。

異形怪胎 2

　　一個邪惡的生育實驗創造了一代扭曲的孩子。 一個無情的女人在破壞這些突變的嬰兒之前已經做好了這件事，摧毀了這個世界！ 一個母親和她唯一的朋友在愛之間被撕毀了這個變形的人的排斥，并準備為了生存而戰，但這個寶寶不需要愛。 它被編程為不惜一切代價生存。