三劍俠與飛機妹

　　Anna is stuck: she's approaching 30, living like a hermit in her mum's garden shed and wondering why the suffragettes ever bothered. She spends her days making videos using her thumbs as actors - thumbs that bicker about things like whether Yogi Bear is a moral or existential nihilist. But Anna doesn't show these videos to anyone and no one knows what they are for. A week before her birthday her Mum serves her an ultimatum - she needs to move out of the shed, get a haircut that doesn't put her gender in question and stop dressing like a homeless teenager. Naturally, Anna tells her Mum to "back the f-off". However, when her school friend comes to visit, Anna's self-imposed isolation becomes impossible to maintain. Soon she is entangled with a troubled eight year old boy obsessed with Westerns, and the local estate agent whose awkward interpersonal skills continually undermine his attempts to seduce her.

　　合力擊敗馬交文之后，king（劉德華 飾）與化骨龍（張家輝 飾）聯合化骨龍的表哥阿叻（陳百祥 飾）騙取了惡人大眼文一筆錢。當他們打算享受一番之際，大眼文把化骨龍抓走了。King與阿叻則被警方帶到與中方高層見面，他們被派往拉斯維加斯捉拿大老千Peter朱（萬梓良 飾）。為了得到巨款拯救化骨龍，king接受了這次任務，前往拉斯維加斯。　　在拉斯維加斯，小心（郁芳 飾）與阿扁（林熙蕾 飾）一心想找到金龜婿，后來加入了king的老千行列。終于他們遇到了Peter，兩人互相欺騙更多次交手，敵意漸生。　　King用阿扁做餌勾引Peter成功，他們經由沙漠公路到洛杉磯，途中Peter極力逃脫。眾人在沙漠奮力搏斗。Peter的手下竟然用直升機拯救，幸好king神機妙算，順利把Peter帶回香港。

　　Mini Mo（鄭秀文飾）遭受失戀的打擊后，飲食失去控制后體重升至260磅，窈窕身材不再。她與初戀情人黑川約定在十年后的日本相見，但舊貌不再的她深感自卑。偶然相識了跟她同樣體型極胖的肥佬（劉德華飾），肥佬非常同情她，決定要幫她重塑魔鬼身材。肥佬以地獄式減肥方法鍛煉Mini，為了讓她減肥成功，得到更多的金錢讓她上專業美容院減肥，肥佬不惜在街頭被拳擊換取酬勞。令Mini感動不已。　　Mini恢復原貌前去赴約，黑川向她提出求婚，可是她心中仍念念不忘為她默默付出的肥佬，盼望跟他重逢的一天。

　　A group of models find themselves trapped in a factory inhabited by a cannibalistic degenerated family.